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There are several ways you can sort our listings and browse through our catalog.
  • Featured: shows featured products on top
  • Best Selling: shows best sellers on top
  • Alphabetically, A-Z: view products sorted by ascending order of name
  • Alphabetically, Z-A: view products sorted by descending order of name
  • Price, low to high: view products sorted by price, cheapest first
  • Price, high to low: view products sorted by price, most expensive first
  • Date, new to old: view products sorted by date added, newest first
  • Date, old to new: view products sorted by date added, oldest first
You can view your order history by logging into your account.

We keep real time inventory of products available on We won't sell it to you if we are out of stock. On any product page, you can see:

  • Quantity available for purchase (The maximum number in the quantity selector)
  • Estimated In-Stock date (if out of stock)

Our real-time inventory means that items are removed from stock as soon as we run out, but occasionally there is an error in the count so we show more than we really have. If this happens, we will notify you right away that we have cancelled the item, or to allow you to make a substitution if possible.

You can click on any link to go to the home page or any desired category to continue shopping.

Please make sure that the coupon code is valid and not expired. You can find our currently valid coupon codes on this page. Coupon codes and other discount promos cannot be used along with other store wide promotions we periodically have, like Buy One Get One 15% off etc. If you have a coupon code and you would like to use it instead of a specific promotion discount, make sure that you click the checkbox that says "I will be using a coupon instead" on your cart. This will enable you to enter your coupon code at the next step in the checkout.

Some promotions are only applicable to certain products. Therefore a particular coupon code or promotion might not be applicable to items in your cart. 

For example, promotions do not apply for some SKUs that are discounted already. Drop Ship products (including but not limited to corsets from Orchard Corset, Astrobooty hip pads, and breast plates from Elea's Closet) are also excluded from promotions.

In such cases, the promotion discount or offer will be applied only to the eligible SKUs in your cart.

We have the following order statuses:

  • Pending: Sometimes an order stays pending if payment is not completed
  • Process: We have charged you for the order and we are sending it off to our warehouse
  • Completed: We have shipped the order to you (We automatically send a shipping notification email with your tracking number when your order has been dispatched.)

We accept MasterCard, Visa, Amex and Discover. You may also use check cards or ATM cards, as long as they are connected with one of the major credit card companies listed above.  Please note that your credit card statement will show a charge from our parent company, ClownAntics LLC.

We also accept Paypal, Google Pay and Apple Pay.

We accept personal checks, purchase orders and money orders, but your order may be delayed as we can only process and ship your order after we have received these payment forms by mail.

We do not accept cash.

Payment must be made at the time of purchase, we cannot send invoices.

After clicking the "Submit" button, you will see an order confirmation page with your order number. You will also receive an email immediately after your order confirming your order as well.

If you cancel immediately, or before we have dispatched your order to our warehouse for processing, we are happy to cancel the order at no cost. Please be aware that we process orders very quickly. We send orders to our warehouse starting at 4 am EST continuously until 1 pm EST Monday through Friday except on US holidays.

We offer 10% off on large orders over $500. Just use discount code 500plus at checkout for qualifying orders in your shopping cart. Please be aware that this discount may not be applied to drop ship products (including but not limited to corsets from Orchard Corset, Astrobooty hip pads, and breast plates from Elea's Closet). can usually special order almost any product that is carried by our manufacturers. However we must abide by the minimum order requirements and delivery times of our suppliers. We will make every effort to meet your request.

Contact us to find out.

You may pick up orders placed online at our store loaction if you are in the area, but the showroom does not stock or display our full range of products.

Our showroom is open from 9 am to 3 pm EST Tuesday - Friday.

16 Dalfonso Rd
Newburgh, NY 12550 does not presently publish a paper catalog, but we've worked hard to make our Online shopping experience complete and accurate; we are constantly updating and adding products. We add or change items so often that a paper catalog would quickly become out of date. Our Web store is always up to date and open 24/7 for your shopping convenience.